a Curious Case of Conscious

I suffer from RSE: Random Spontaneous Exoloquy. A condition that lets my thoughts bypass the mental processing phase and fall out my mouth. Yes, I suffer from what you may call "Word Vomit."

nosdrinker:

he looks like real life sid from toy story

(Source: idkgifss, via what-am-i-doing-with-mylife)

teencry:

how i comfort my friends:

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pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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(via what-am-i-doing-with-mylife)

(Source: kushandwizdom)

god-yes-sherlock:

a-creepy-wholockian:

shisno:

daughter-of-the-stars:

"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says

"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says

"Man up," the strong female character says

"Shut the fuck up," I whisper

#stop using my gender as an insult

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(via what-am-i-doing-with-mylife)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via youcant-sitwith-us)

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

(Source: thehornymofo, via what-am-i-doing-with-mylife)

You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge.

Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone — profusely. But don’t apologize for being who you are.

—   Danielle Laporte (via dvmbgirl)

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“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.”

—   George Orwell, 1984   (via corgiwhisperer)

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